For the uninitiated, mother-in-law is such a subject that fathered your wife. Not just begotten, and brought up, taught, and now its derivative, that is, your spouse is the best in the world! So, you’re an asshole and they ain’t worthy. But since the heart wants, the subject generously allows you to be with your daughter, but there are a number of conditions that you must abide by, otherwise… in Short, nothing good will. Generally, at the first meeting, you can just pull like a wild goat, for example, tasty pie or a specialty salad, you will be sure to put food, to pour the tea, and it is possible that stronger, the latter is done in order to understand thumps you or not. You especially will not push. It will be like a conversation with the investigator, you will be asked General questions to ask about a job, a hobby may be questions about politics, without which our society nowhere. But, the goal will of course to get to you, then to detonate it from the inside. So, mother-in-law-the mole who digs, digs and digs, and digs, often blindly.

Be prepared for the fact that in addition to his wife, who knows everything, you get in the appendage a subject which always knows best! Moreover, this subject doesn’t just know, he lived a long life and when you live as long as me, and open your mouth!” Why do you need such a small car? No! You need a big car to seedling lot was placed, and to Spud sacks to carry. Why you money on resorts spend? It is better for a country ride, there and the air is cleaner, and its food, from the garden, and save money. Work should better find! Here my friend, brother-in-law works in a Bank, can you get there? And absolutely don’t give a fuck that you have a technical education, not economic. Mother-in-law said to the Bank, then the Bank, bitch. But with all the good tips you give will be giving strong recommendations, you will be taught as a puppy, but actually to help is a dick. Money for a big car, you don’t borrow, in the country, you would not rest, and will hit, bigger than at work, and in the Bank you will not be satisfied. All by myself, all by myself, because when it starts that you are suddenly out of a worthless jackass, turn into a man and breadwinner, that everyone must decide for himself. But you have not decided, you will still be a worthless jerk daughter of the subject. Here’s a fucking cycle of shit in my family life.
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[recovery mode] 7 weirdest things that offer hypermarkets electronics on February 23

By “Day of the defender of Fatherland” in many large stores of Russia has prepared their selections and advice. Look at the most bizarre suggestions for a gift for a real man, who sometimes raise a smile:

Gift #1

“Perfect” is a strange gift offers store Media Markt, or rather, a gift for a real man “hair Styler”. Sava my hair, and what are you not a man? 🙂
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Story: 1375. Map.

Totalansky Atlas

Catalan Atlas — world map, created in the XIV century; the peak of the Catalan school of medieval cartography. Prepared in Palma de Mallorca around the year 1375 by Abraham the Jew Crestcom with his son Jehuda Crestcom by order of the Aragonese king Juan I. As a gift to the French king has long been kept in Paris.
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Wonderful Rules.

Withosity wise elders. What you should not say.

Original taken from monsenor in the ADVICE of WISE ELDERS. WHAT YOU SHOULD NOT SAY THAT!

Original taken from mon_sofia in the ADVICE of WISE ELDERS. WHAT YOU SHOULD NOT SAY THAT!

1. The first thing to keep secret, say the sages — his far-reaching plans. Now up until this plan is fulfilled. All our ideas are not only not perfect, they are a huge number of weaknesses, which is very easy to hit and destroy everything.
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