[The sandbox] How life began: LEGO in the washing machine

Recently visited with children at Moscow’s interactive Museum of Living Systems (metro Savelovskaya). Among other things, caught my eye an interesting experiment on the topic “how life began” with Lego bricks. In the washing machine lay scattered Lego Duplo and after an hour or two removed. The output meet the design of two, three and sometimes even four parts.

The experiment was designed to show that the primary broth could be formed by chance complicated connections and life in General.
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The groom.

In the life of every woman or girl there comes a time when she wants to get married. But sometimes such a desire women have for a very long time, then come in mom, whining about grandchildren and dads, who tolerate brain mothers, and they are forced to drive daughters married, only to have them rolled back in his old age. Women increasingly build a career, get education, do business, because reliable for us bunch of Cunts, every year less and less. Yes, and universal equality, a constant struggle for women’s rights are doing their job, just sometimes do not even want to mess with another star from the Moscow sky…

She’s beautiful, she’s 35, she sits and looks at me as if rags chooses another or decoration.
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Once homeless kittens have become avid travelers

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These homeless kittens a few months ago was found in the bushes behind the dumpster at a local Park. My first thought was to refer them to the local orphanage, but that day he was not working. The next day, the people who found stray animals, has planned to go for a two day trip with kayaking, not found to whom they could leave, so I decided to take them with me.

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Do you want some tea?

I always envied the calm people. Now, there are those who in any situation, calm, as the stricken tank. For example, my. I don’t know what to do to piss her off. No, you can bring us to tears, but that it is hysterical nonsense. There are two options: or her dick for me or she’s just wildly cool person. The truth, as always, somewhere in the middle. I think it’s totally a calm person, who on my dick. Which is also, in principle, not bad. I’m always dissatisfied with how the beast always looking for the negative, sometimes where it does not exist. She, as a subtle psychologist, realized this and decided for myself: Well, freaking asshole, let the frantic. Raging, but we’ll see. But she is a woman. Quiet men, I’ve met very rarely, probably like attracts like, so I was always surrounded by lunatics, until the last moment.

We take the audit to the warehouse, a colleague yawns and looks out the window. Soon may holidays, I want to rest, not in stock, but no options. We leave the car and go inside, there is a storekeeper and a couple of movers. We say Hello, and while I deal with the documents, a colleague walks in and sees the boxes of the pallet of goods, and so on.
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The wretched life.

– Gone! – shouted the man, slamming the door.

The woman did not even have time to go into the corridor, yesterday they got in a huge fight. Domestics, her husband came home a little tipsy, though no celebrations are on the horizon and there was no trace. She uttered him a portion of “compliments” and now, when he left for work, she was somehow uncomfortable with the fact that yesterday she snapped. She ran into the room to the window and saw him coming to the old Car, opens it and turns around, facing the window. The wife opens the window:
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The great Russians!

Do you feel great? No? Then you or Western mercenary or a member of the fifth column, or simply loser! If you listen to Russian propaganda, paid bloggers, schizophrenics type Korotchenko (did not want to offend George, just the person have a diagnosis, people without facial expressions), it turns out we all great. We have the best army in the world, the polite and brilliant President, the best the State Duma, and so on and so forth. Since the Soviet Union rhetoric about the power of comrades has not changed at all. In the USSR it was the big, fat, great and powerful. Do not eat the fuck was behind it was nothing, went to the buckets, but it was great. The best explanation from patriotov is always the same: Not all measured jeans and iPhones! There is a great goal, there are spiritual ties, is something more than ham and cheese. And here I want to say the words of the classics: “we have no garage!” Just us common people and not IPhones, we do not go to Mercedes, bought state. account, don’t eat French cheese receptions in the Kremlin and do not rest in Courchevel. We have in addition to greatness no fuck! But the worst part of this fucking, Russia has no future. Simply it is not!

Recently Delyagin, by the way, a friend who is freaking out over Putin, announced the numbers. Officially 60% of people poor and poor. The poor are those who already can not afford to buy the right clothes, and the poor who already can’t even afford basic foods. Unfortunately, greatness is not devalued. Greatness cannot eat and to wear, it will not learn children and do not cure for the elderly. Greatness, like patriotism is a disease, a psychological disease. You’re sitting on the couch, in hruscheby, watching as the plane VKS something there is bombing in Syria, and you raised the CDA, you realize yourself a part of something grandiose, but actually, you’re just a stupid Russian boy that milks the state, showing you the beautiful pictures accompanying them with eloquence Kremlin Fucks. You Russian shit that can’t educate their children is normal, is valued in the world, the ordinary world is not great, you can’t afford a medicine, can not, in fact, no dick because all your salary is only enough for housing and food. Thus, even if you disagree with something, you can’t tell because you look askance at other members of the herd, which inhabits great country. You are a Russian citizen, you’re a great redneck, dumb beggar sheep, for which you have already prepared a black plastic bag.
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Not so terrible passport photo, as it is a photocopy!

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And who’s not crazy about the constant scribbling “Who issued the passport” in the line that is three times less than you need? And all this in the presence of the CODE UNITS, which is quite a enough.
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