All! Happened, and the mystery of all times and peoples solved. The best minds in the world fought over it for centuries. Scientists, psychologists, sociologists, and other ology went crazy in search of an answer, jumped out of the window, cut his wrists, desperately went on a binge. And now, to answer the eternal mens question: “What the fuck, woman rubs two hours in the bathroom?”, found! To tell you the truth my friends, like all great discoveries, this discovery required many years of relations and relationships that I sacrificed for him their freedom, male ego, worked without sparing himself on the bed stretching from Kaliningrad to Nakhodka. From Egyptian and Turkish resorts to the quiet streets of London and the saturated smell of Haute cuisine, Paris. White, red and black and, with the first size and the sixth, young and old, rich and poor, smart idiots and stupid fools, with long legs and curves, all, all of them still stuck in the bathroom for an hour or two, driving me crazy.
In their naivety at first I, like everyone, believed they all very neat, but outright disgusting, which was made in the apartment of some experimental animals, crossed this version. If a person is neat, he not only namyvaet pisi myself and Sisi, but also cleans, washes the dishes, throwing bras and panties all over the apartment. Another version was the fact that women have such a body structure, solid Swiss landscape, with depressions and bulges. But in some subjects, depression was so so, and convexity were purely nominal, some males who love to eat, Boobs are even bigger. About the breed Moscow discorama and can not speak. And like to pan for nothing, and they are all stuck in the bathroom, all the same hour or two, or longer, surpassing the records by rinsing in water, its more titted and date individuals by the form. There was another option, which even put me down and touched my manhood. A friend caught his girlfriend in the bathroom, for Frank could, he bad satisfied. I, sacrificing himself, decided to experiment. Collected all will in a fist, shot of brandy for courage and drove test subjects around the perimeter of the bed, until, until she, in a literal sense, not crawled to the bathroom. Drove her to the state, and thought that to insert there, not been for a few days. And what do you think? Half hour rinse the nose!
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