Once there was a gay pride parade, which gathered a lot nepolzhivye intellectuals, rukopozhatnyh journalists and hipsters. There was a well without any fence, and it fell. He was yelling so loud, but the parade was so big, the noise was such that no one heard him. At this time one of the hipster came to the well — he wanted to make his background a selfie and post it on instagram. Hipster looked down and found the man who shouted, cried and said: “have Pity on me, save me quickly!”
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Barking at night makes you Wake up. I raise a dog with diapers and bear in the corridor, where I put him on his feet, fills the tray, and he begins to urinate. While I clean up the tray, he lies and breathes heavily. Bring the bowl and the pills. Keep it, that it does not fall while eating and drinking. Cleaned. Lay the new diaper and I’ll be bringing the dog into the bedroom… After a couple of hours he would bark all through the night…
Ambulance flies through the city streets and avenues are buried in the snow, as usually someone does not pass, and some actually good.
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Original taken from rama909 in Soda – just a universal tool!
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in Soda – just a universal tool!
Don’t pay for expensive softener for meat is the same, our soda, but in a beautiful wrapper. You need to get the meat quickly fried -protesilas, and even that was soft? I’m not stupid, I want all commercials. What do we do? Rubbed a piece of soda for a few hours in the fridge. Before cooking, I soaked the meat in running water, remove the rest of the soda that their spirit was not. Even the old polovinu in this manner it is possible for the young veal to mow.
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Christmas morning, the snow crunches underfoot, the dog breathes, the daughter yells. Peace and quiet of the city after Christmas night. Whether the frost has affected, whether still something, but over the holidays people on the streets I almost never seen. On the one hand the joy, and sadness. I missed the birth of his compatriots. This peace and quiet tearing sound of a mobile phone:
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What does the person who just sewed in the ass ampoule with the substance, the name, which he can’t even pronounce? Yes, goddammit, he doesn’t feel. Confusion, fear, pain – it all goes by the wayside, to the fore the realization that now opens before you a new life. Boring, monotonous life where the only happiness now will be late evening when you need to go to bed. Living in a place where all can drink to stay sober is almost impossible, but two sections, and six seams, Aurora Stepanovna it’s impossible made a reality.
– Excuse us, a cigarette is pulled on the sleeve Leh, my buddy.
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Beautiful morning of the 2nd day of the new year, waking the daughter, taking a shower and drinking coffee, I put “retired” and we go outside. Around snow, frost and soul. Beauty! Even dogovory with their dogs on the street do not go. Probably, dogs drink with their hosts, and they do not have to obsyhanija trees and other canine fun. What street her? When on TV dance seniors type Pugacheva, and unfinished pussy, Russian pop, type Gagarina and other pederastas gay. I was never jealous of them, but for me still remains a mystery: where did they earn money? Does anyone actually buys albums Kirkorov and goes to his concerts? As I said on this matter shat: “Your logic does not fit into the modern concept of Russia, so forget it”. From the thoughts I was distracted by a familiar voice.
– With the past!
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It has crept. In General the world community, certainly owe much to our society over the individual instances. For example, one man died in the ambulance, as was afterwards discovered, comrade drank 8 bottles of vodka for a few hours. His brother in mind was much better, he drank himself to the point that come the doctors pronounced him dead (although doctors may themselves drunk). The couch potato was brought to the morgue, all designed chin –chin and forgot about it. Towards morning, the body stood up out of nowhere and start loudly complaining, what led to the fainting nurses and a security guard, until the pile who searched for the noise. Pair, good walk, decided to go for a drive. And here neither to give nor to shit, they itch on the car ride through an abandoned career. Outcome: the woman stayed in the car forever, the man managed to get out of the fucking . But, not everything ended tragically. Drunk man staged a riot on the runway, resulting in the other to convey a Gazelle and was able to leave. It’s speaking of security at our airports. Caught the man just at the Yaroslavl highway.
In General: trauma is full, narcologica clogged, ATMs empty, everything is fine. The stability of our nation said about the undoubted skill of the citizens of the Russian Federation.
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