Men.

His morning starts off terribly easy. He wakes up half past four in the morning and goes to milk the cow, feed the pig and chickens, and then returns home and prepares Breakfast, while the kids are asleep. When the days are monotonous and mundane, a lot of thought disappear, emotions fly like a spring dust after a long winter. He brews coffee, opens the window and lights a cigarette, watching the street. Monotonous landscape of rural road is diluted only by the change of seasons. He looks into the distance, trying to take in thoughts but they are confused about creating a bunch of downed fragments of cases that are coming today.


In the village work a little, so he has to cling to any business to make money. He has been building and fixing cars, mowing grass, and cut down the old trees and chopping wood. He never refuses and does not shun even the most rough of earnings. To raise three kids it is not just difficult and daunting, especially when the kindergarten was closed and the nearest school is ten miles and all this on roads that are paved under Stalin, and the government just forgot. But despondency and despair is not his way and not his choice, his path is a constant search for solutions, setting goals and their implementation. When behind the wall of sleep children, you just don’t have the right to despair and bad decisions. Your life already belongs to you in full, and no matter what, as if the fate didn’t hit you, you have to drag the cart, the burden of existence.
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“Men’s” holiday.

So men may live to see the day of the year when everything is possible! On this day, women are expected to please, to respect, to appreciate, to be on hand to thank the male population. The guy says: I Want vodka! The wife should fly to fly to the store and buy vodka. The guy says: I Want to lie on the couch and spit at the ceiling! The wife must quickly bring water to saliva is not lost, and do not stand out in the zone of fire. Wishes his Majesty the alpha male and handsome, for example, the sauna and the women slutty, and different? Then from zhinkov required? Right! She got slutty girls to pick up, sauna to order and control that the husband was satisfied and happy. But, some ladies consider themselves smarter than the Rabbi of Odessa, so when choosing a gift for men, often suggesting gifts for myself. Women are dangerous and treacherous, their plans always go into the wilds of the unknown, of which the outlet for our men’s consciousness just yet. Therefore, if you are dragged into a jewelry store, ostensibly to buy you cufflinks stands out! While you’re standing, open-mouthed, like a mindless donkey, looking at the chains and cufflinks, as you already throw on earrings and a pendant. Or rather, you already divorced when dragged into jewelry.


– Did you pick? the woman asks the man who looks at showcase.
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The tale of how he met smile and tears


And here’s a new bedtime story, the tale of the little girl will experience the magic of meeting smiles with tears. (Illustration to the tale performed at home my invaluable assistant and Muse):
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10 French comedies for a good evening

10 французских комедий для хорошего вечера


The French original throughout, including in the cinema. Their movies not to be confused with the other: the humor, the characters, the relationships, the emotions — spirit of France. And when they joke, then watching it is a pleasure!
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Bandits from collection agencies stand up for the civil service. The army of the future Russian Maidan

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“Lipetsk city energy company” has announced a tender for the performance of collection services. For collection services of municipal debt the company is ready to pay 2 million 360 rubles.
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