Pancakes.

When I quit drinking and Smoking, his head occasionally there are a stupid idea that you must implement. One of these thoughts this morning called for my stupid head, switching channels, I saw the man dimmed pancakes or pancakes made of zucchini with sour cream. I’m ashamed to say I know what this dish is made with zucchini, crushed in a blender, flour and yogurt. I ran to the kitchen to check that I have from it. It turned out that from all this I have only payback. Well, pancakes, bitch want, the anticipation of hot pancakes with sour cream, eclipsed mind so that poldvenadtsatogo night I decided to go to the store. Well, what? Weather whispers, drunks drinking, all grandly and nobly, going to the only store which had worked 24 hours, I found the inscription that the shop supposedly closed, come tomorrow morning.


I said that with the advent of prohibition, at night, many shops just stopped working after 23. And according to my personal observations this does not affect the libations of our population. If before, the companies that are going under the Windows, took a little bit, and then just ran until, until we started arguing who goes and fights in the style of a drunken crane, and it was over 3 mornings, now they take for future use, so for the future, that all does not stop until 5 am. Then begins jablechna, fight, and then have to go to work to get up. The government does not understand our people. He nimfomanki, it is always small and if he can’t add, he’ll take so much, not just to get drunk, and die immediately. And again, if you cut those who drink, why cut all the others who, for example need flour and yogurt in 12 nights?
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Pancakes.

When I quit drinking and Smoking, his head occasionally there are a stupid idea that you must implement. One of these thoughts this morning called for my stupid head, switching channels, I saw the man dimmed pancakes or pancakes made of zucchini with sour cream. I’m ashamed to say I know what this dish is made with zucchini, crushed in a blender, flour and yogurt. I ran to the kitchen to check that I have from it. It turned out that from all this I have only payback. Well, pancakes, bitch want, the anticipation of hot pancakes with sour cream, eclipsed mind so that poldvenadtsatogo night I decided to go to the store. Well, what? Weather whispers, drunks drinking, all grandly and nobly, going to the only store which had worked 24 hours, I found the inscription that the shop supposedly closed, come tomorrow morning.


I said that with the advent of prohibition, at night, many shops just stopped working after 23. And according to my personal observations this does not affect the libations of our population. If before, the companies that are going under the Windows, took a little bit, and then just ran until, until we started arguing who goes and fights in the style of a drunken crane, and it was over 3 mornings, now they take for future use, so for the future, that all does not stop until 5 am. Then begins jablechna, fight, and then have to go to work to get up. The government does not understand our people. He nimfomanki, it is always small and if he can’t add, he’ll take so much, not just to get drunk, and die immediately. And again, if you cut those who drink, why cut all the others who, for example need flour and yogurt in 12 nights?
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The Europeans admitted that their infuriates and delights in Moscow

Internet in the subway, convenience stores and our lack of knowledge of languages was especially memorable to foreigners


Oleg ADAMOVICH
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Everyone has their own hell)

Original taken from solarhome66 to look At the camera)

Today in the subway overheard two girls: “what class are You in?”, “In the third” “Oh, and I’m in fourth. You there is tough waiting…”. Nearby sat an older girl: “Before the 9th will docetes, there waiting is really tough!”. In a conversation I interposed: “the University will do and will learn what a real problem!”. Next to me a woman: “Yes studentsto – the best time here to get a job, and there already will know hell!” It is interrupted by her daughter: “NO! Hell is the garden! You present! THEY MAKE YOU SLEEP!”.


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20 everyday phrases for which 25 years ago could get into the loony bin

Original taken from vsegda_tvoj in 20 everyday phrases for which 25 years ago could get into the loony bin

The world does not stand still, and with it changing our lexicon. But the new phrase is then constructed from old words!


Published a collection of phrases, which today nobody cut his ear, but a quarter of a century ago, they would sound just crazy.
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Help to find the book

Original taken from napoleon_6 to Help find a book

Read in the late 90s/early zero in paper. I wanted to reread but can’t remember the author or the publisher.


The English translation, the genre of fantasy detective. The large format of the book – a novel or a great story.
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